Why is reverse cowgirl not allowed in Alabama?

Because you never turn your back on family.

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Ma and Pa went out one day, Left Jack and Jen at home to play. The sun was hot, Jen lost her frock, So Jack whipped out his rigid cock. Soon enough they got to fuckin’ Wibblin’, wobblin’, ticklin’, tuckin’ ‟Jesus, Jack, you’s bigger ’n Pa” ‟Damn it Jen, you sound like Ma”

greengrass_97

Now wait a cousinfucking minute here

hobosbindle

Coincidentally incest is illegal in Alabama and 47 other states. New Jersey and Rhode Island allow it.

poppadrew

Because Alabama is backwards enough without it

CyberBroccoli

I was at a truck stop getting some gs there was a trucker that needed help getting his hodo on. So me and my buddy helped him out then he said that ‟y’all (Michigan) up there have to pay for sex, I was getting it from my sister at 13”. He laughed, we laughed, walked away. Then idk if he was serious or not to this day.

guessworkz