You gotta celebrate the small wins in life, like scrolling past a picture of a pornstar and not instantly recognizing him or her

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I could scroll past a picture of any porn star and not recognize them unless it’s that short Super Mario looking fuck with the giant dick. And clearly I can’t remember his name right now so I guess I’m doing alright 😂


Dude how much porn are you watching?


Are usually only get it from context clues. Like, if there’s a picture of a well-built bald guy in any uniform on r/Holup, I feel pretty confident in my assumption that man is a pornstar.


How is that a shower thought


If I don’t recognise the pornstar how do I know I scrolled past one??