A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”

Ugh, it is going to be a long day at the business factry.

Pakatepetl

Take my fuckng upvote

JohannesZitz

He deserves Capital punishment.

xandarianladiesman

I was expecting “Better listen to him, I think he’s a hedge fund manager.” But that would need a little change to the intro, but imply he’s happy to tell them exactly why and they can’t do anything about it.

Evasor1152

Loan applications in the Klingon empire.

AussieWinterWolf