A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”

The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”

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Ugh, it is going to be a long day at the business factry.


Take my fuckng upvote


He deserves Capital punishment.


I was expecting “Better listen to him, I think he’s a hedge fund manager.” But that would need a little change to the intro, but imply he’s happy to tell them exactly why and they can’t do anything about it.


Loan applications in the Klingon empire.