A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy ~ “I have a baseball.” Man ~ “That’s nice.” Boy ~ “Want to buy it?” Man ~ “No, thanks.” Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.” Man ~ “OK, how much?” Boy ~ “$250? In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy ~ “Its dark in here.” Man ~ “Yes, it is.” Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.” The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much? Boy ~ “$750? Man ~ “Fine.” A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” Boy ~ “$1,000? The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.” “I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.” They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, “It’s dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”

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Young boy in the shower with his mommy asks, ‟Momma, what’s that hairy thing between your legs?” ‟it is my sponge”, she replies. Kid says, ‟Yeah, the baby sitter has one too. I saw her washing daddy’s face with it last night.”

iretroapps

My across the street neighbor bought a PS5 for his son’s friend in exchange for keeping an affair he busted him in a secret, and bought one of their daughter’s friends a pretty expensive bracelet to do the same… As evidenced by the fact that I know this, it didn’t work.

ValyrianJedi

Wait, so a priest and a young boy are both in a closet on 2 occasions and the only thing that occurred was the sale of baseball equipment?

DeadTitan137

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. The mother throws on her robe and pulls her son aside telling him that she was just enjoying bouncing up and down on dad’s big belly. The boy replied “So *that’s* why the lady next door comes over when you’re not home.” The mother looks shocked and the husband turns white as a ghost. “What do you mean?” She asks. “She must be blowing him back up.”

monkey_scandal

**Attempting to make it a little more readable – it is the same joke.** A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The man says, ‟Yes, it is.” Boy – ‟I have a baseball.” Man – ‟That’s nice.” Boy – ‟Want to buy it?” Man – ‟No, thanks.” Boy – ‟My dad’s outside.” Man – ‟OK, how much?” Boy – ‟$250” In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy – ‟Dark in here.” Man – ‟Yes, it is.” Boy – ‟I have a baseball glove.” The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‟How much?” Boy – ‟$750” Man – ‟Fine.” A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove, let us go outside and have a game of catch.” The boy says, ‟I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” Boy – ‟$1,000” The father says, ‟That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I am going to take you to church and make you confess.” They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Don’t start that shit again.

robrob2k