I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said “It’s my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!” . Thinking back, I really should have run but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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That asshole is ging to be surpriesd

TankistSusanin

Her husband will just slap Chris Rock again.

andrewpisce

Bad bot

Calik

Very funny; take my upvote.

DotAccomplished5484

“Quick, the back door!”

Thud2