Jack staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

The doctor asks him what happened. “Well it was like this,” said Jack. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That’s when I made my mistake. “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”

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And Jack is still alive. That’s miracle


Classic. Never reference your wife while talking about animals. You will be surprised how easy it is to fall into a trap like that.


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