The doctor asks him what happened.
“Well it was like this,” said Jack. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That’s when I made my mistake.
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
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And Jack is still alive. That’s miracle
Poilk07
Classic. Never reference your wife while talking about animals. You will be surprised how easy it is to fall into a trap like that.
tkrokli
domestic abuse funny
young_fire
😂
Marc123123