Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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‟Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me this qestion!” -Mitch Hedberg

mostimbibe63

‟I’ll be lving inside your anus like a crab, only emerging at night to tickle your wife’s knees.”

HighCompass

In your seat. Asking better questions.

sjcot12

I bombed an interview the other day. Which is really embarrassing because I’m trying to be self-employed.

WhatdoIputhereVol2

“Hopefully not working for this company”…True story, said it.

japroct