My mom asked my kids if they made “resurrection eggs.” Anyone else have a cult-like Christian moment they would like to share from Easter?

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“Zombie eggs”. Make it fun.

4ofN

Wtf are ressurection eggs? I’ve never heard of that Edit; so I actually looked it up. From googling it’s basically those plastic eggs that normal people put candy in. But instead of candy inside is symbols of the crucifixion and ressurection

Impossible-Wedding-4

I made eggs so spicy they could raise the dead. It had nothing to do with Jebus — the lid came off the red pepper flakes.

TableAvailable

Ask why it’s call Easter.

CinnamonBlue

you need to get your creepy ass mom from your children damn sounds like she’s into some freaky shit.

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