Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity”. The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, “ok, your Majesty, you may go in”. Dolly is outraged and asked,”What was that all about, I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me”? “Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are”

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No more space in Heaven? Must be a full house.


If there’s a Heaven that lets in the Queen and not Dolly, I don’t want to be there


“My wife’s really good at cards”, “Poker?”, “Yes, of course I do”


I honestly expected this to receive full on Reddit hate for: 1. Suggesting Dolly wouldn’t get into heaven 2. Suggesting Dolly wouldn’t give up her spot for someone 3. Suggesting Dolly would claim her breasts were as God created. It’s your lucky day OP..your karma survived not deifying Dolly


Nice. *(I had to do a double-take on the headline and subreddit. Whew!)*