Russian cosmonauts to activate space station’s new robotic arm

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It’s a testament that they can all work together towards a shared set of goals while we kill each other down on the planet.


So two cosmonauts spacewalk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Where is your space ship?” And one of the cosmonauts answers, “well, we wanted to park it here, but it was heavy and hard to move.” The other cosmonaut, looking sad, says, “we used to be able to move big things, but…” The bartender says, “what’s the matter? Lost your crane?”