Yesterday I went for a walk with a beautiful girl

When she noticed me, we went for a run

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You know what the definition of stalking is? When two people go for a long romantic walk on the beach but only one of them knows about it.

zlovitch

The **author** is actually an r/askreddit mod. **The girl ran away** in fear of being **banned** for **no apparent reason**

AslantFinger884

So thats hw you get a gf

MinutelyPublish15

We decided to play tag and the winner earns a kiss. Anyway officer one thing led to another this is all a big misunderstanding

nordic-cidron

r/twosentencehorror

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