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My cell-mate Big Stan says my colon *completely* changed hs sentence.
blandlyEngineer432
submitted 1 month ago * by u/Darlinboy a Colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Jane’s friend took a bite of her hamburger. vs. Jane’s friend took a bite of her colon.
Buddy2269
a period is just as bad. jane ate her friend’s period.
virii2k
While a semi-colon can only partially change the meaning of a sentence.
nordic-cidron
My mate Jeff after a bawdy Saturday night: “I totally ate her ass.” My acquaintance Dr. Lector: “I totally ate her colon.” ​ In both cases I asked them why.
StillSundayDrunk