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why is this nsfw
WassupMan747
I dont get this
DingleBinglee
I remember hearing that joke from Andy Griffith
claymationthegreat
NSFW because he mounted the sidewalk.
Brewer1056
A taxi passenger taps his driver on the shoulder…
The driver absolutely shits himself in panic, swerves, misses two people, mounts the pavement and parks inches from a shop window.
“Fuck me!” says the passenger, “you’re jumpy, aren’t you? I only tapped you on the shoulder!”
“Sorry about that” replies the driver. “It’s my first day driving a taxi, I’ve been driving hearses for the last 20 years…”
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