A taxi passenger taps his driver on the shoulder…

The driver absolutely shits himself in panic, swerves, misses two people, mounts the pavement and parks inches from a shop window. “Fuck me!” says the passenger, “you’re jumpy, aren’t you? I only tapped you on the shoulder!” “Sorry about that” replies the driver. “It’s my first day driving a taxi, I’ve been driving hearses for the last 20 years…”

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why is this nsfw

WassupMan747

I dont get this

DingleBinglee

I remember hearing that joke from Andy Griffith

claymationthegreat

NSFW because he mounted the sidewalk.

Brewer1056