If Transformers are hiding in plain sight, they might be getting off when people wash them

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That’s it I’m asking for the biggest undercarriage wash I can next time. Next time I get into a wreck, he’s gonna remember all those times I got his balls scrubbed and fix his damn self.


You: “ Mom why is there water coming out of the exhaust pipe?” Bumblebee: 😏


Are you aware that fanfiction of this exists


That’s makes two of us


You ever get off during a rough sponge bath by some haggard nurse who is 13 hours into her shift and missed her last smoke break because the last patient shat all over her and the bed so she had to clean herself up? Yeah, me neither.