Vladimir Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later, Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his clothes all disheveled.
“What happened to you?” asked Putin.
“Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their 19 year old and 21 year old daughters made mad passionate love to me simultaneously.
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Putin.
The driver replies, “I’m president Putin’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”Show Top Comments
The real joke is Putin asking the driver to go explain to the owner. In Russia you have to explain why your pig got ran over.dadading_dadadoom
Fun fact: this joke stems back to WWII, involving Hitler and a dog.EdWojohoitz
Putin wouldn’t have even bothered. In fact, he probably would have had the farmer killed because he got angry over some scenario he made up in his head where the farmer dared get angry at him for killing the pig.kanna172014
Which President dd this apply to first?Treatedzebra68
Can some1 pls explain it to me?ProudWararar