See? To prove I’m not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!

Her: Oh, cool! It’s.. uh? Me: (proudly) It’s my thermos! From work! Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly.. Me: (slaps hand away) Don’t touch the thermos tat.

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I’m not saying it’s a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat… But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

Make_the_music_stop

Yeah I understand where he is coming from. My girlfriend and I have been arguing over the thermostat. It got pretty heated last night but it will soon cool off.

MEforgotUSERNAME

I hate you.This is bautiful.

Teutonicfrottage385

Damn you, that was actually funny

lumoslomas

Like a dad joke in 3 different ways

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