Three things Christ promises he will never do

He won’t leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won’t reject you (John 6:37), and won’t leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5). In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

nonameoptionz

TIL. Rick Astley plagiarized the Bible.

OA-Imoverhere

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. “You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.” Then she whispers, “You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes…”

teriabal

We’re no strangers to his love.

Riegel_Haribo

Have have cracked the code. Monotheism is just a big rick roll. We can all go home now.

starfyredragon