Today I learned that the FBI has an 83-page guide to internet speak

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Fbi are just office workers too. Some poor guy got called into his bosses office and given a group project to make a guide to internet slang. Then he and his fellow colleagues just fucked off and browsed urban dictionary.

Dallenforth

420: Drugs BTWITIAILWU: By the way, I think I am in love with you DITYID: Did I tell you I’m depressed? DBI: Douche bag index MAP: Man-alien-predator MSR: Mulder Scully Romance NAK: Nursing at keyboard PIMPL: Pee in my pants laughing PMT: Pre-menstrual tension SF: Surfer-friendly (low graphics website) TBM: Tactical boyfriend mention

M0RALVigilance

Hello my fellow kids

b0xtarts

Now how out of date is it?

Kahnza

MSR: Mulder Scully Romance NAK: Nursing at keyboard PIMPL: Pee in my pants laughing

jdash