Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Me: *sipping toast* why?

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I just read ‟sipping toast” casually as if it is a normal fcking thing.

endermiel

Gettng a blender can have mixed results.

OfficialRiyadh98

Hey, at least he’s using it. Unlike the $500 vitamix that just sits there on my counter collecting dust.

MEforgotUSERNAME

Husband: get with the times.. ‟Blend in” as they say..

mk_glorfindel

Me: sipping toast “why honey, and you haven’t even touched the banana pineapple pizza smoothie I made for you.”

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