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I just read ‟sipping toast” casually as if it is a normal fcking thing.
endermiel
Gettng a blender can have mixed results.
OfficialRiyadh98
Hey, at least he’s using it. Unlike the $500 vitamix that just sits there on my counter collecting dust.
MEforgotUSERNAME
Husband: get with the times.. ‟Blend in” as they say..
mk_glorfindel
Me: sipping toast “why honey, and you haven’t even touched the banana pineapple pizza smoothie I made for you.”
suddenlyredditer