A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” He turns to her and says, “What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating,” says the woman. “What a coincidence,” says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.” “That’s great,” says the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I switched cocks,” he replies. “What a coincidence,” she said.

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She hears she is pregnant and her first thught is to go drinking.

rhazfan

I need coffee… Read as chicken goes into a bar. Took me too long for my brain to catch up.

shimonu

Seriously thought the fact that she’s drinking despite being pregnant was part of the joke.

AmazingSparkman

Nice gesture for evryone who missed this joke last week.

SinglyPass77

The old switch-a-roo

doggeddreamer