I’m sick and tired of this “everybody wins” mentality kids have these days.

Seriously, they never exercise, lie in bed 12 hours a day, and sit down far more often than they stand up. And they still get atrophy.

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So many people apparently don’t know what atrophy is.


Im not sure if these commenters don’t realize this is r/jokes, or if they just legitimately don’t get the joke. It’s pretty damn good actually.


There are two types of people commenting on this. Those who think it’s great to win “atrophy” and the rest who would rather not waste away. Hilariously, only one group is aware the other exists.


There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary…


Kids these days are so mal-adjusted. Maybe they should go see a therapist or an analyst or a hybrid of the two: the analrapist. Thank you, *Arrested Developement*