What do you call a beauty pageant for still-borns?

Little Miss Carriage

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These beauty pageant moms are crazy. This past year, one mom was injecting her 8 year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants, so the got arrested and she lost custody. The little girl didn’t look surprised.

MEforgotUSERNAME

If this joke was any darker the cops would have arrested it by now

Prossdog

Man this dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

SlenDman402

That is awful & I’m a worse person for reading that joke. But take my upvote!

CatherinePiedi

LOL these jokes never get old

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