Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!
Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook & story teller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!
Boy: Why not?! You married mine!
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It’s all fun and games until somebody’s grandmother gets pregnant.
Why is this oddly wholesome
I thought the kid would say – “you’ll get used to it son”
Little Johnny comes home early one day and catches his parents having sex in the kitchen. His dad gets dressed and follows him to his room to have a talk with him.
“Hey, Little Johnny. You probably have a few questions about what you just saw. I was just playing a funny little game with your mom that got out of hand.”
“It’s alright, Daddy, I understand,” replied Little Johnny.
The next day, Little Johnny’s dad comes home to Little Johnny having sex with his grandmother in the kitchen.
“WHAT THE FUCK, LITTLE JOHNNY!?” his dad yells.
Little Johnny looks at him and says, “Not so funny when it’s *your* mom, is it?”
My dad used to do bodybuilding. When I was young I once tried to win an argument with him by saying that my dad was stronger that his.