Your entire reality could be the result of a mental illness and you’d never know it

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Well, that explains a lot.

Squidpog

It could be the result of *somebody else’s* mental illness. Your whole life could be a fabrication; subconsciously willed into existence by somebody who’s background you briefly appear in, and there’s no way you can prove otherwise.

PendingChange

I’m pretty sure I’m a brain in a jar and my whole universe is a simulated experience. The real question is whether the simulation is single player or multiplayer.

VicePresHelicopter

I think about this a lot

im_an_idiot_person

I remember an episode of smallville where this villain came inside supermans mind and makes Clark think he is in a mental asylum. Krypton came from a hand-sanitizer brand. It was pretty weird

Aquaman114

Someone was given $300 million and could have done some good in the world, but instead they made the movie CATS

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I know someone who worked on the movie as part of the animation team. The studio were universally praised for execution, but they all knew it was a shitty movie from the beginning, after seeing the art style

rangeDSP

If I was given $300M I’d still make CATS but reduce the budget to $150M then use the remaining money to make CATS 2.

Djangofett98

I feel sorry for the people who have worked on it, as technically it’s quite impressive.

It’s like having Einstein work on a poop throwing trebuchet

PhyrexianSpaghetti

that movie makes me angry whenever i see its commercial on tv

Kuro_exe

They all look like Mike Myers in Cat in the Hat. Did *no one* notice that when making this thing?!

pdgenoa

BRO Why is stuff on fire when fires really on the stuff

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DUDE because if you like wiped all the fire off, there would be new fire that came up after it.

Nwsamurai

Is that like taking a shit is leaving one ?

darrellmarch

Please sign my petition to the mods to make it so you have to start all shower thoughts with;
“BRO” or something to that effect.

Djangofett98

r/hitsblunt

Mr_Shegz

Because if my stuff weren’t on fire I wouldn’t have a lawsuit.

somethingingmyway

If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldnt be able to get back up again.

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If you ate your voodoo doll, you would eventually feel like shit.

knowses

Can I jack off my voodoo doll to get a hands free nut

withoutprivacy

I wonder what the best way to kill yourself using a voodoo doll would be? I imagine sitting on it would be a bad way to go.

youhavebeautifuleyes

I’d assume you can still somewhat shift your weight around. from there it’d just be a snowball effect.

Put all your energy into shifting a bit to the side, now that side is lighter on the voodoo doll so it’s easier to shift. Lighter > Shift > Lighter > Shift. Eventually you’d get to that critical point where you can just flop over and/or get off your arm and you can get out.

ThinkOfANameHere

You softlocked the game

Tregail

The bus ride to and from school field trips are usually more fun than the actual field trip

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Being away from school during a school day was the best part.

PosNegTy

I remember my school went to Catalina island for a week in seventh grade. We were dropped off at the airport, then flew to LA, took a bus, then a boat. I had a blast on the way there, I played BS with friends, on the plane, chatted about various topics, etc. the funny this is… I didn’t like the actual trip… I liked going to Catalina better than Catalina.

Lordkeravrium

Until one kid pukes.

The only field trip I attended with my daughter resulted in a kid puking in the seat next to ours. The teacher was also a sympathetic puker and couldn’t handle it. I worked in EMS so it was just an unpaid work event.

MyBroPoohBear

Based on what the other humans are saying here, I think I might make a business or something dedicated to making really long bus trips and make the buses somewhat live-able and doing the occasional pit stops like field trips and whatnot. Essentially the purpose of The World cruise ship except for habitable buses instead. Now how am I going to be able to make this a thing…? 🧐

Galaxena7

Very true

Afalafgaming

The Kool Aid man is either the pitcher or the juice inside of the pitcher.

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I think his body is the pitcher & the Kool Aid is is soul.

That being said, we should mob him, totally drink his Kool Aid soul & see if he’s still alive. You know, for science sake.

Farmof5

Are you your body?

Or are you a brain piloting a body around?

YouMcFuckedup

There was a commercial where he wakes up clear, picks out a color/flavor packet as if it were a T-shirt, pours it in, and gets on one of those old school vibrating exercise machines to mix the color in.

So he’s a pitcher of water and the Kool-Aid is his shirt.

Kikilicious-Kitty

Always the pitcher, never the catcher. No wonder he is so happy.

invol713

The Kool-Aid man in an invertebrate with a silicon dioxide exoskeleton.

misdirected_asshole

Alligators are the PlayStation controllers of evolution.

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If you shove either of them down your pants they’ll both vibrate nicely?

EarthMarsUranus

See you later, PlayStation controller!

Wait, that didn’t rhyme..

tlk0153

What?

KingzWarz1

I would personally say they’re more like if Nintendo and Playstation had a baby. The most successful haven’t changed much, but there where a ton of weird ones too

MemeCountry

Alligators used to be wired and now have a big light on the back?

ash_274

You have to be somewhat smart to know how dumb you are

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It’s called the Dunning-Kreuger Effect. Not only do dumb people make more mistakes without catching them, failing to get better, but they are also less able to judge their own level of competence. Those effects combine and magnify, leading to the DKE.

lilgizmo838

I must be a genius then because I know I’m an idiot.

Darkj

That’s why dumb people think they are smart and why smart people, while they do acknowledge they are smart, realise they don’t know it all and there is so much still to learn and improve on.

peepeeandpoopooman

The more we learn the more questions we have.

the_speshu11e5t

Nope, not me, just the dumb without any of the smart

Embershift

Your lap only exists when you sit down and your fists only exist when you close your hand.

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My gf only exists if im asleep

OzAbug27

We say “make a fist”, when we close our hands, so why don’t we say “make a lap” when we sit down?

Spartancoolcody

My mother only exists so that I can be an embarrassment to her.

Nic1911

Your boner only exists when it bones.

circleone57

A goatse only exists when you spread your asshole.

Hashbaz

There are billions of lasers that missed their targets zipping through the Star Wars galaxy.

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Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-BUS in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?

First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackBUSSES know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you’re ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

The_August_Heat

Would make a fun fan edit…show a space battle, shots miss, cut to a wholesome scene light years away, random laser blast lands.

JitteryGoat

Plasma bolts, and they are affected both by gravity and thermal decay.

There’s a recent example in the Mandalorian. Mando states that ‘at this range, my armour can take it’ or something along those lines.

scratch_043

It’s a plasma bolt.

zongeh_sama

Imagine being a space trucker hauling a load of hypercabbage to a non-agrarian world when your shit gets blown up by a stray round. Sad.

Lonsen_Larson