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Not with that attitude…
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There’s 4 stages of Santa Claus:
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don’t believe in Santa.
3. You become Santa.
4. You look like Santa.
What are you saying?
That is the shit I don’t get in Christmas movies. The parents are like ‘Santa don’t exist’ but aren’t at all puzzled that there are presents they didn’t buy under the tree
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In some places
Laughs in 24 hr clock
Unless you live the Southern Hemisphere.
Military time gang!
It’s currently 20:10. I know exactly what time it is.
that shock of waking up from a nap at 5 and not knowing if you slept through to morning or what the hell is happening
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Iāve worked in IT for 6 years now and itās just annoying how often I get phone calls that are no more than that quote, Iām considering making it my voicemail message…
It’s the first question because it fixes literally 90% of IT calls. It’s not a joke to people that work the help desk, it’s just sad.
I think sleeping is the human version of turning it off and back on again.
I just try to be more diplomatic āWhen was the last time this was powered down?
One of my old 1SGs always thought of me as tech savvy. I would hear him yelling and cussing at his computer from my office. I would walk in and ask was the matter and he would just start complaining about his computer.
I would tell him to go take a smoke and I would have it figured out. He would leave and I would just restart his computer. I never told him this was all I was doing. All he knew was I was doing him huge favor with all this “knowledge” I had.
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Hello, meet the pineapple.
While alluding to the grape-like clusters is a popular etymology, it has also been proposed that it came from the development of the *Citrus grandis* species which means ‘great fruit’ and then someone misheard and it turned to grapefruit.
Orange: what came first, the fruit or the color?
Edit: the fruit did, and the color was named from the fruit.
Why isn’t this purple?
And Grape Nuts contain neither grapes nor nuts.
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You have a chance to meet new folks. Chat with folks for a few minutes and try n bring up hobbies you like, without being pushy about it. See if anyone else likes it as well and potentially make new friends! There might be folks there just like you, just got to find each other
Not knowing anyone isnāt the bad part. Being too anxious and self conscious to talk to people is. And it sucks. I wish I was more confident. I wish I could string up conversations with strangers and turn them into my friends. But Iām working on it, so Iām gonna try to be positive
Nah. They don’t have any pre thoughts about u. Be who you want to be. Give a fake name so you don’t get caught up, if one group bores you hope to another and bullshit
Trick, pour the drinks, if there is a keg, become a master of the keg pump, you’ll get to spend short amount of time meeting some people and won’t have to try to get away.
I disagree. I love to meet new people and mingle. Im sure to find someone there that I vibe well with. But Iām outgoing and understand that not everyone is like me.
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What about the wildlife we want to save
Carlin was a god.
So deep.. This did it for me. Unsubscribing. Been real.
I think we should “save the planet” because the natural world is a lot more beautiful than what humanity has to offer
no such thing as saving the planet. it will go on no matter what we do. the big question is whether WE will go on.
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Like if you get it
I’m confused. Do you want my upvote or not?
Yeah, I feel like itās pretty much the same segment of society whoād both be laughing in those sitcom audiences and clicking like because they āgot itā
Like if you get it means āEverybody gets it but I want you to like my page so I can get some internet pointsā
No that’s laugh crying emojis.
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Unless your 50 cents is comprised of the same coins as your 49 cents plus an extra penny.
pre 1983 pennies contain more than 1 cent worth of copper.
Please note it IS illegal to melt down currency and the federal government takes that shit *seriously*
It costs two cents to manufacture one penny.
It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.
Step 1, melt down 49 cents.
Step 2, sell for 50 cents.
Step 3, melt 49 cents, keep the extra penny.
Step 4, profit.
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Well I fucked up apparently he only makes $15k a year š
Insider secret. Rick Astley Rick rolls people to fund his vacations.
Good showerthought but factually incorrect
hes not the songwriter so he makes nothing besides his own performances afaik
Artists get almost nothing from streaming. Even on paid streaming services. If you like an artist, buy their albums.
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You do move while sleeping but unconsciously.
Some persons (I don’t know if all) even wake up for a few moments, move a bit, even saying stuff and totally forget it happened the next morning.
ā8 hoursā lol good one. I wish
Imagine being able to use that time, like actively watching movies or playing games in your dreams
It’s a shame the director of those movies is high as a kite….
My wife would love it if I actually slept for 8 hours and didn’t move.