Your entire reality could be the result of a mental illness and you’d never know it

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Well, that explains a lot.


It could be the result of *somebody else’s* mental illness. Your whole life could be a fabrication; subconsciously willed into existence by somebody who’s background you briefly appear in, and there’s no way you can prove otherwise.


I’m pretty sure I’m a brain in a jar and my whole universe is a simulated experience. The real question is whether the simulation is single player or multiplayer.


I think about this a lot


I remember an episode of smallville where this villain came inside supermans mind and makes Clark think he is in a mental asylum. Krypton came from a hand-sanitizer brand. It was pretty weird


Someone was given $300 million and could have done some good in the world, but instead they made the movie CATS

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I know someone who worked on the movie as part of the animation team. The studio were universally praised for execution, but they all knew it was a shitty movie from the beginning, after seeing the art style


If I was given $300M I’d still make CATS but reduce the budget to $150M then use the remaining money to make CATS 2.


I feel sorry for the people who have worked on it, as technically it’s quite impressive.

It’s like having Einstein work on a poop throwing trebuchet


that movie makes me angry whenever i see its commercial on tv


They all look like Mike Myers in Cat in the Hat. Did *no one* notice that when making this thing?!


BRO Why is stuff on fire when fires really on the stuff

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DUDE because if you like wiped all the fire off, there would be new fire that came up after it.


Is that like taking a shit is leaving one ?


Please sign my petition to the mods to make it so you have to start all shower thoughts with;
“BRO” or something to that effect.




Because if my stuff weren’t on fire I wouldn’t have a lawsuit.


If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldnt be able to get back up again.

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If you ate your voodoo doll, you would eventually feel like shit.


Can I jack off my voodoo doll to get a hands free nut


I wonder what the best way to kill yourself using a voodoo doll would be? I imagine sitting on it would be a bad way to go.


I’d assume you can still somewhat shift your weight around. from there it’d just be a snowball effect.

Put all your energy into shifting a bit to the side, now that side is lighter on the voodoo doll so it’s easier to shift. Lighter > Shift > Lighter > Shift. Eventually you’d get to that critical point where you can just flop over and/or get off your arm and you can get out.


You softlocked the game


The bus ride to and from school field trips are usually more fun than the actual field trip

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Being away from school during a school day was the best part.


I remember my school went to Catalina island for a week in seventh grade. We were dropped off at the airport, then flew to LA, took a bus, then a boat. I had a blast on the way there, I played BS with friends, on the plane, chatted about various topics, etc. the funny this is… I didn’t like the actual trip… I liked going to Catalina better than Catalina.


Until one kid pukes.

The only field trip I attended with my daughter resulted in a kid puking in the seat next to ours. The teacher was also a sympathetic puker and couldn’t handle it. I worked in EMS so it was just an unpaid work event.


Based on what the other humans are saying here, I think I might make a business or something dedicated to making really long bus trips and make the buses somewhat live-able and doing the occasional pit stops like field trips and whatnot. Essentially the purpose of The World cruise ship except for habitable buses instead. Now how am I going to be able to make this a thing…? 🧐


Very true


The Kool Aid man is either the pitcher or the juice inside of the pitcher.

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I think his body is the pitcher & the Kool Aid is is soul.

That being said, we should mob him, totally drink his Kool Aid soul & see if he’s still alive. You know, for science sake.


Are you your body?

Or are you a brain piloting a body around?


There was a commercial where he wakes up clear, picks out a color/flavor packet as if it were a T-shirt, pours it in, and gets on one of those old school vibrating exercise machines to mix the color in.

So he’s a pitcher of water and the Kool-Aid is his shirt.


Always the pitcher, never the catcher. No wonder he is so happy.


The Kool-Aid man in an invertebrate with a silicon dioxide exoskeleton.


Alligators are the PlayStation controllers of evolution.

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If you shove either of them down your pants they’ll both vibrate nicely?


See you later, PlayStation controller!

Wait, that didn’t rhyme..




I would personally say they’re more like if Nintendo and Playstation had a baby. The most successful haven’t changed much, but there where a ton of weird ones too


Alligators used to be wired and now have a big light on the back?


You have to be somewhat smart to know how dumb you are

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It’s called the Dunning-Kreuger Effect. Not only do dumb people make more mistakes without catching them, failing to get better, but they are also less able to judge their own level of competence. Those effects combine and magnify, leading to the DKE.


I must be a genius then because I know I’m an idiot.


That’s why dumb people think they are smart and why smart people, while they do acknowledge they are smart, realise they don’t know it all and there is so much still to learn and improve on.


The more we learn the more questions we have.


Nope, not me, just the dumb without any of the smart


Your lap only exists when you sit down and your fists only exist when you close your hand.

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My gf only exists if im asleep


We say “make a fist”, when we close our hands, so why don’t we say “make a lap” when we sit down?


My mother only exists so that I can be an embarrassment to her.


Your boner only exists when it bones.


A goatse only exists when you spread your asshole.


There are billions of lasers that missed their targets zipping through the Star Wars galaxy.

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Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-BUS in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?

First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackBUSSES know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you’re ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!


Would make a fun fan edit…show a space battle, shots miss, cut to a wholesome scene light years away, random laser blast lands.


Plasma bolts, and they are affected both by gravity and thermal decay.

There’s a recent example in the Mandalorian. Mando states that ‘at this range, my armour can take it’ or something along those lines.


It’s a plasma bolt.


Imagine being a space trucker hauling a load of hypercabbage to a non-agrarian world when your shit gets blown up by a stray round. Sad.