Shower Thoughts

Unless you work at 4 am Saturday.

Heisenbread77

Math says 5 PM – 8:30 PM is the Friday of any day.

stillakilla18

I remember when working in the Middle East our workweek was Sunday to Thursday. In honor of this I created TAIT – Thank Allah It’s Thursday!

mrbignaughtyboy

I work from home while everyone has this perception that you spend all day playing video games and eating cereal in your PJs but I often walk out of my little home office in the dark… and when it happens on a Friday it depresses me the most. I always wake up thinking I’ll put in good morning hours and take Friday afternoon off… until it’s past 6PM and I’m still there, trying to get done.

Edit: PM not AM

nickdebruyne

Running out the door at 4:03 is amazzzzinnggggg

Joe434

I’m genuinely happy now and there’s always this looming feeling that something is going to go terribly wrong and I’ll be up shit creek again. I know this all too well, it sucks.

morningride2

I apparently have this, but for loneliness. A friend of mine once told me (years after our failed attempt at a relationship) that I’m the loneliest person she’s ever met, and that I’m so used to being lonely that I don’t even know I am lonely – and then when I’m not lonely, I freak out because it doesn’t feel right to me.

N_Who

This right here. This is my entire life. Thank you for posting

BedHeadZzzz

It’s weird and people don’t get it. Like, I have suicidal thoughts at least once a day, every day. Any time I’m alone with my thoughts for like more than an hour, I start to feel miserable. On my days off, I can barely leave my bed. Yet most people have no clue. My doctor asks why I miss appointments so much and my workmates are always acting like I’m a lazy git when I call in sick. It’s frustrating that everyone thinks I’m lazy when I’m really just fighting off the urge to dive off a bridge.

Dash_Harber

Answers why people keep trying to probe reactions out of me whenever something nice happens. Meanwhile I’m feeling the joy but my body’s a stiff brick. Sound familiar?

llIIlIlIll

No. Have you seen obese dogs/cats?

Alphakka

I feel sorry for them, poor things are gonna die early and nobody cares as long as the pictures are cute.

Freaky1993

I don’t think fat domestic animals are cute

PrincessMarci

I don’t think overweight animals are cute. I pity them and hope the owner will get them to a healthy weight. Its animal abuse to make your animals fat (the same with parents making their children fat).

I like when my cats can run and play like crazy, have full energy and are healthy. It looks more cute to me when animals are slim.

Emi1chan

Speak for yourself, I don’t think animal abuse is cute.

sir-ripsalot

My cat is about 16. She hisses at anyone more than six feet away. Also, she loves anyone closer than six feet. She has no enemies in life, I’m not sure what she thinks that blurry blob is going to do to her.

Vondrehle

We had a family cat when I was younger, and it became pretty clear that he was deaf, so we took him to the vet. They actually had a pretty accurate and involved test. They stood behind him and clapped really loud.

Shagaliscious

All those dogs who cant catch a ball in midair….we have been laughing at blind dogs for years

ahuang_6

If we can figure out when infants need glasses we should be able to figure out when animals need them.

SUND3VlL

Now this I like!

Movellon

Of course I know him, he’s me

AreaG

Another one

VespaCatto

Op, quit spying on me

Nebby18686

This sub is “Showerthoughts”, you should post this on r/prophets.

MrYondaime

Read this 7 mins after busting mine.

AJaber13

You can count outloud to 1 million without pressing your lips together.

DefunctDoughnut

I think part of the reason why has to do with the fact that “a” is a letter, not a number. Could be wrong, though.

twist-17

One hundred and one

jonbungle

I got nine hundred, ninety nine problems but A ain’t one.

Timevian

OP says “any number”

3.456
Three four hundred fifty six THOUSANDTHS

#DecimalsAreNumbersToo

blankzies

Sorry to break this to you but this isn’t true. Homeless people don’t have trash cans. They leave trash EVERYWHERE. And when their homeless camps get too trashy, they just move to a cleaner place and trash that place up.

travisowljr

….except for dead homeless people.

DevonMG

Nah, serial killers have the smallest carbon footprints.

Stoly23

Have you seen an abandoned homeless camp? It’s a little mini landfill right under the bridge.

Nothing against those folks and I wish we could help them but they are in no way green warriors in my part of town.

PaulRuddsDick

They also leave a lot of carbon deposits on the side of the road and under bridges… The kind of deposit where you don’t want to see your footprint in.

Kamikaze_Pig

in the future when you pause your online game it freeze time for all your opponents

grabokvonkrapouik

The real killer is games that could be paused that just won’t let you. Makes sense that you can’t pause a multiplayer game. Not being able to pause mid cut scene in a single player RPG though…. *looks at the witcher 3*

clamroll

Good lucking trying to explain to my mom that I’m not able to “pause” my game of Search and Destroy to go unload the dishes…

iLuvTopanga17

Heard of DotA 2? It’s an online game you can pause. And it’s the actual worst feature in the game because of all the people that spam it.

Armathynx

Finally a shower thought that’s actually true making it to the front page.

RevengencerAlf

How bout toothaches…ugh

sikki_nixx

There were a lot more ghosts about when people didn’t have glasses

Taiwanderful

Meh. My vision is crap. I’ve spent a lot of time backcountry without my glasses. It’s fine except during twilight. Plant identification, hunting and fishing are fine. I’ve noticed that I do one thing way differently than other people though: when they get spooked, they watch for predators. When I get spooked, I listen for them.

X___0

What about infections? Disease? Being allergic to bees? Even a single person getting diarrhea could potentially be life threatening for everyone they live near.

For that matter, imagine getting a water/food borne illness and having some dude tell you that God will heal you if he wants you healthy, and you have to live with that as it’s the only explanation. What a way to go.

BlackoutUnderway

“Shit I forgot my glasses at home. Oh well.” -Titanic Lookout

Lee_Klions

It’s not me it’s the other person. This chair ain’t gonna repair itself killerBoi6654

AssassinOnSickLeave

On the other side of this, I have also been the cause of a seven year old running around their room in Pokémon undies, celebrating, because they just won for the first time…

The_Fish_Father

When you kill someone in GTA Online it lets you hear their mic for a few seconds even if it’s otherwise private. So yes, I have been.

my__name__is

Was playing Pubg solo and got to the last round. We were both crouched in grass and I happened to spot the last guy. I got a clean kill then instantly heard a child sobbing on his mic. It was going to be his first win.

Sorry lil buddy. (Not realy).

PhistoDeluxo

I for sure have. In Medal of Honor (2010), as the defender your positions are constantly pushed back. One person on the attacking team was sniping from as far back as allowable as an attacker (30+ kills, no deaths).

Using this knowledge, i hid right where i knew the “border” to be. The attackers advanced past my position and sure enough I heard the sound of the one sniper firing. To this players credit, they recognized what I had done immediately and we engaged in a tense firefight which went down to the last few rounds of our secondary weapons.

I definitely made them throw their controller because their score didn’t change after receiving that one death.

bringoyadingus