Aww: Animal Experts Are Saying Cats Really Do Miss Their Owners If That’s What You Need To Hear

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Honestly, this could be helpful to those kids who can’t leave their animals.

Mr_Bongo_Baby

Wholesome Onion, a nice change from the regular schedule

mikenator06

Ya my cat freaking yells at me every time I come home and an hour after from being away for a couple of days. I hear her before I even open the door. All she wants is for me to pick her up, I know it ain’t about food/water. Love her to pieces though

CombatComplex

That’s so uplifting, to the extent that lets me rest easier!

Vaffelpelten

I’m telling you its true

Umbrione

Mark Zuckerberg Announces All Of Facebook’s Future Decisions Will Be Made By The Cube Of Justice

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Scroll, scroll, scroll. Pause. Scroll back up. Check which subreddit this article is in. Nod in approval. Upvote. Continue scrolling.

Haus42

A lot of the people who felt quite strongly about the fake news being spread on Facebook have been pushing for this for a while now, but a lot of critics have raised the valid point that mere mortals cannot understand the Cube of Justice’s true motives for helping, so therefore we can’t trust it.

I think it s a risky move, but the transcendental nature of the Cube of Justice could provide a big payoff for Zuck

PotatoPrince84

T H E S P H E R E S H A L L R I S E A G A I N

MadeToAchieveBalance

All hail the cube of justice

MrBigRed

No Cube of Justice. This is Sphere of Truth land

maebeanknot

Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far When Mr. Snuffleupagus Got Killed By Poachers And Had His Tongue Ground Up And Made Into A Tea Which Successfully Treated Cookie Monster’s Erectile Dysfunction?

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They didn’t go far enough.

Not_Fully_Awake

This seems like a thinly veiled shot at American media appeasing Chinese audiences and I love it.

1stDegreeBoo-Urns

r/bertstrips

verysilentguardian

Seems reasonable to me

Martholomeow

When cookies just dont cut it no more…

chevy1500

Resistance Democrats Cheer Nancy Pelosi After Viral Photo Surfaces Of Her Sitting Quietly And Deferring To Room Of Corporate Lobbyists

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It would be funny if it weren’t so true.

TonightRainshowers

Damn it I ate the onion

Gladamas

~~Resistance~~ Assistant Nancy! Sad!

ToadJiang

Pathetic. They run one of these anti-Pelosi stories every few days, but there’s nothing clever or insightful, or god forbid humorous, about them. We get it, somebody there doesn’t like Pelosi.

I think she’s proven that she knows how to run a fractious party a lot better than the know-it-alls in the peanut gallery. That said, I’d be fine with jokes at her expense if they were actually, you know, funny.

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