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Was bound to happen eventually. I took a big old fucking bite of this onion for a few seconds.
It’s going to happen. Tomorrow.
It just has to. This is just too on the money to not happen.
The Onion is becoming more and more accurate.
Imagining him shooting J.C. point blank in the head on 5th Ave in broad daylight and being cheered on by thousands of people wearing red trucker hats