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I have sex in silence for the same reason.
He is 71 years old????
No fucking way, i would never say he is older than fifty, looking good man.
I met penn and teller after a show in Vegas. Those guys are awesome. Teller said “anything for you darling” to my wife. It was a magical evening.
He used to read poetry during sets. And was an English teacher
**Hank**: Bobby said he wants to be just like this Teller fella. I like the big guy… bit of a loudmouth if you ask me, but he means well, I guess… but what kind of magician doesn’t say “Abracadabra” or even “Tah Dah”?
**Dale**: He knows too much, Hank. That’s why he never talks. You open Pandora’s Box and there’s no telling what will get revealed. All those secrets he knows wouldn’t be secrets for very long. (puffs cigarette) Probably why they call him Teller.
**Hank**: I enjoy a good card trick every now and again, but the knowledge always seems to fall into the wrong hands. You know, I once played a game of Three Card Monte with a street magician. Boy, I tell you what… (chuckling) it was wild. I’m usually against giving handouts but he seemed like a decent guy that was just trying to get back on his feet and I was in the mood for an adventure anyway. (sips beer) The bastard ripped me off.
**Boomhauer**: Tell y’what, man. Talk about (speaking slow and deliberate) “Pick a card, any card.” (regular voice) Two o’ hearts, Queen o’ hearts… dang ol’… hmm, three o’ clubs, man. Ol’ Boom gotta make a big ol’… hmm, decision, man… watchin’ e’ry move… got it all figured out then, boom, man… card shows up in my dang ol’… hmm, wallet, man.
**Bill**: (excited) I once made a whole person disappear! I was married, you know. Now you see her, now… (looking down at his beer) now, you don’t.